Clooney, Pitt have some fun
As opposed to any other moment of their lives.
(CNN.)
Actual headlines, marginal punchlines.
As coffin is lowered into his grave, this sound effect to be played.
(CNN.)
Tobey Maguire, Rachel McAdams plan revenge with 'Stuff'
(Entertainment Weekly.)
Ohio State immediately opens enrollment to "History of the Nintendo Wii."
(Sports Illustrated.)
Game will be filmed by everyone but Bill Belichick.
(Sports Illustrated.)
In lieu of pink slips, laid off will suddenly lose Internet connection and be told "Good bye!"
(CNN.)
Inform O.J. he's already done enough damage.
(The New York Times.)
Silent eulogy to recall times he got trapped in clear box and walked down imaginary steps.
(CNN.)
EPA says plant contaminated with hundreds of Probes and Pintos.
(The New York Times.)
Slugger signs with Aftermath; "desperately" wants collaboration with Clay Aiken.
(The New York Times.)
Crew relieved after captain says he'll stop naming submarines ironically.
(The New York Times.)
Brags that it's more impressive than 1-year-old hitting Hole-in-102.
(Associated Press.)
World Select asks to speak to manager, insists order was to 'hold the Mayo.'
(Sports Illustrated)
Anonymous clowns still in search of dignity.
Headline courtesy of Elephant Larry's Geoff Haggerty. (CNN.)
Milwaukee Brewers contract with no-trade clause to expire in 2021.
(Associated Press.)
While the babies' names have not yet been revealed, baseball star Nomar Garciaparra has been renamed "Chopped Liver."
(People.)
Ashton Kutcher still waiting for someone to run out and tell him it's just a prank.
(CNN.)
Pending approval, snarky headline blogger will ask Sallie Mae for forgiveness of comparable student loans.
(Fox News.)
Flight attendants then realize alive passenger is Abe Vigoda.
(Associated Press.)
Set to wheel around Dr. Jones and his I.V. unit as giant boulder accelerates toward them.
(Entertainment Weekly.)
Company had run out of space in Dick Cheney's living room.
(Fox News.)
Touchstone Pictures greenlights 'Turner & Hooch' sequel.
(Fox News.)
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