Urbina Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison
Milwaukee Brewers contract with no-trade clause to expire in 2021.
(Associated Press.)
Actual headlines, marginal punchlines.
Milwaukee Brewers contract with no-trade clause to expire in 2021.
(Associated Press.)
While the babies' names have not yet been revealed, baseball star Nomar Garciaparra has been renamed "Chopped Liver."
(People.)
Ashton Kutcher still waiting for someone to run out and tell him it's just a prank.
(CNN.)
Pending approval, snarky headline blogger will ask Sallie Mae for forgiveness of comparable student loans.
(Fox News.)
Flight attendants then realize alive passenger is Abe Vigoda.
(Associated Press.)
Set to wheel around Dr. Jones and his I.V. unit as giant boulder accelerates toward them.
(Entertainment Weekly.)
Company had run out of space in Dick Cheney's living room.
(Fox News.)
Touchstone Pictures greenlights 'Turner & Hooch' sequel.
(Fox News.)
Banana Republic has more troops wearing camoflauge there.
(Fox News.)
Tentative title: 'My Name Is ALLLLVIIIIN!'
(Entertainment Weekly.)
No word on how long the vintage 1909 will ferment.
(The New York Times.)
Bottles had been mislabeled 'Contact Lens Problem'
(Fox News.)
After awakening from five-year coma, told 2008 elections are fast approaching.
(Fox News.)
But in every other category, they're just like the poor.
(Media Life Magazine.)
Jason Kidd tells teammates they 'look fat' in uniform.
(The New York Times.)
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